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15 july 2015, there but for the grace of god go I

Friday 15th July 2016

Pour tous nos amis français. La promenade des anglais à nice fait une apparition régulière dans notre vie, comme presque exactement un an avant que moi et ma moitié nous nous soient rencontrés, alors qu'elle était sur la plage de cannes à regarder les feux d'artifice du 14 juillet, et que j’étais sur la plage à nice en regardant les mêmes feux d'artifice sur les méditerranées. C’est peut-être pour cela que les terribles feux d'hier nous ont touchés un peu plus proche, la tragédie de la france est un peu plus la nôtre. En effet, comme tout le monde en europe pense, “mon dieu, ça aurait pu être moi”. Dans une période antérieure de ma vie, vivant près d’une plage…

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3 july 2016, article 50 ways to leave your lover...

Sunday 3rd July 2016

I must credit the economist for the title, but will quote a more eminent source for what this exit clause actually means. As it says in the book (p131), “Lisbon includes a specific provision (Article 50) on voluntary withdrawal to help ensure that any such unlikely happening would take place in an orderly fashion. First, the Member State wishing to withdraw notifies the European Council of its intention. It and the Union then negotiate a withdrawal agreement, setting out withdrawal arrangements and regulating the future bilateral relationship. The Council concludes this agreement, by QMV (without the representative of the withdrawing Member State), after obtaining the European Parliament’s consent... The Treaties cease to apply to the departing country, either as per…

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26 june 2016, and the name of the new party is...

Sunday 26th June 2016

#different. But we’re ahead of ourselves, so let’s sweep through the next few months as enough of the (labour) shadow cabinet quit, there’s a vote of no-confidence in mr corbyn, he wins a leadership race and very regrettably the brightest and best go all sdp and set up a new, radical, centrist, forward-looking group: “we’re not leaving the party” says attack-dog tristram hunt, “the party left us”, and there’s a few dotted around the rest of the house of commons that join them. It could start life with over 100 mps, a telegenic and dynamic leader, riding a wave of youngist backlash against “leave” and a majority of parliament ideologically sympathetic. In a febrile political environment desperate for new…

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25 june 2016, what doesn’t kill eu makes eu stronger

Saturday 25th June 2016

So here we are, with a hangover likely to last a lifetime. Given around half a million people die each year, by the time we come to leave our now-beloved eu, the slim majority that voted for it will be dead. Sitting in our life-is-good trees though, we are too sanguine to the social calamity that is modern britain today for so many people, stuck on poverty wages or none at all, “zero-hours” contracts just the iceberg’s tip of their non-protection by laws, unions or other agencies of the state and civilisation they are expected to belong to, and ultimately support. When voting, it should be no surprise it was to reject. This is of course is why we have…

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11 june 2016, building the post-brexit boat

Saturday 11th June 2016

Given it will be the biggest set-back to the project in its history (see 1 january 2016, the year of leaving), the eu is turning its attention to the consequences of the looming leave vote; pre-quake tremors are beginning to hit the surface. There are two schools. The first sees the uk as central brick of a wall holding back integration and though convulsive, exit will enable closer union. The second has britain more as the crest of a eurosceptic wave, with the vote loosening the tectonic plates that lead eventually to a more states-first, decentralised construct. Berlin, schauble at least, is already championing the middle-way status quo narrative. Uppermost in this view is denying the uk any rights and…

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4 june 2016, o solo sorrento

Saturday 4th June 2016

Just back from a week away. “first time in italy ?” asked our skipper, “no, several times in the north” we replied. “Aha", he concluded "so it’s your first time in italy”. The disorganisation, lack of restaurant chains and total imperviousness to rules though were wonderfully familiar. The romans especially did the roads for us: mopeds flying round blind corners on the wrong side of unbelievably narrow (and picturesque) roads, cars reversing down one way streets and brazenly turning right into no right-turns. Everywhere, the views were breathtaking: from sorrento of course, on the cliffs, looking out onto capri, or at the top of its highest mountain, which we accessed on a 1970s chairlift. I was gobsmacked as we were…

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23 may 2016, nate of the north

Monday 23rd May 2016

I’m going to indulge in some amateur demographics. At last year’s uk general election, almost 37m people voted, a 66.1% turnout. Roughly 11.3m voted conservative, 9.3m labour, 3.9m ukip, 2.4m libdem, 1.4m snp and 1.2m green (full results here). Using the economist’s tracker as starting point, some 54% of conservative voters can be expected to vote leave in the referendum, alongside 28% of labour’s, 92% ukip and 45% libdem. For scotland we have an all-voter proxy, which imported to the nats, is 36%. For the greens, let’s go with the telegraph’s lowly 20%. Plugging that blizzard of stats into the referendumresult© gives us a forecast, based on the same turnout, with everyone voting as expected. It’s a win for remain,…

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21 may 2016, yet more hopelessness

Saturday 21st May 2016

Jonathan freedland tries hard to find crumbs of comfort in this week’s israeli government musical chairs - but there is no silver lining in changing the defence minister from a right-wing ideologue committed to the rule of law and in good standing with the army to one far further right and neither. Avigdor lieberman is a notorious extreme-right thug, more noxious than the freedom-party favourite to win austria’s presidency this weekend. Unlike netanyahu’s vision of the world, which is a complex combination of populist, opportunist and ideological, lieberman’s is straightforward racism. Long an advocate of transferring some of the arab population out of parts of the west bank, lieberman has built a popular platform based on denigrating arabs and a…

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7 may 2016, normal service is resumed (temporarily)

Saturday 7th May 2016

I can’t help but love reading the runes of elections, and this week’s “locals” in the uk were the biggest single set before the next general election, as well as brief respite from the otherwise politically-dominating referendum. Let’s start with the conservatives, in government, at the centre of several small-bore scandals and u-turns, as well as being hopelessly split on europe and so who should have been expected to do relatively badly. In fact they held their own. The reason for this was labour. With a new leader they might be expected to be in a honeymoon period - think cameron or blair one year in, both pretty much all-conquering. They didn’t. Behind the headline win in london (against a…

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25 april 2016, I heart europe

Monday 25th April 2016

With barack obama’s full-throated support still ringing, I leave for a short holiday with a feel of a fight-back starting. Although the odd bunch in the corner sometimes prospers (austria’s just won an election), they generally don’t in britain. It will be interesting to see if the inners can ride on the american president’s powerful coat-tails and get some momentum for the first time in the campaign. My helpful advice is to take a break from the nitty-gritty arguments of pragmatic apologists (yes it’s not perfect, but...) and try soaring up to the big picture for a while. So apart from obama’s slam dunk on trade, as patrick steward may have said (in this excellent sketch, albeit on the echr…

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9 april 2016, ukraine, utrecht, uttoxter... uer OUT

Saturday 9th April 2016

Stop scratching your head. The little-noticed dutch referendum on ukraine last week was a disastrous portent of things to come. It wasn’t about an eu trade deal, the question on the ballot. That was signed 2 years ago and has been in force since january. Trade is an eu power (though holland and the other member states have their say along the way; they were in favour). The referendum was the anti-eu lobby taking advantage of a new dutch law forcing a referendum whenever enough signatures are gathered. This was a flash version of the uk’s slow progress to the same instrument. Though well-intentioned, this pan-european trend towards direct, as opposed to representative (parliamentary), democracy is having a malign influence.…

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27 march 2016, terrorism seriously misspelt

Sunday 27th March 2016

An excellent piece in the guardian by ex-times editor simon jenkins, who I credit; as people retweet, so I am reblogging. It’s about brussels, and his basic point is don’t worry so much about the bombs, worry about our reaction to them. The 24/7 blanket mass media coverage, the hysteria and the security crackdown are all, he argues, exactly what the terrorists want, providing fabulous free publicity, instilling fear and acting as an excellent recruiter to their cause. A guy in a 2nd floor flat with some good logistical skills scored a great success: “I converted a squalid psychopathological act into a warrior-evoking, population-terrifying, policy-changing event. I sent a continent into shock. Famous politicians dropped everything to shower me…

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